Thursday, 20 February 2020

SINGABLE SATIRE: JAKE

WORDPLAY POST # 207
ORIGINAL SONG: "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" written by George Harrison, and recorded by the Beatles for their 1968 album "The Beatles". 
JAKES'S RENDITION: Jake Shimabukuro had started playing instrumental ukulele as a band member, but in 2002 broke into a solo career. In 2006, a video of Jake's virtuoso rendition of the Beatles song became one of the first to 'go viral' on that site, and has accumulated 16 million hits. The author of this blog has been privileged to attend three Jake concerts in the last 5 years; recently these have included guitar collaborators and a few vocals, but the emphasis remains on instrumental ukulele. 
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2019.

SONGLINKS: The parody-lyrics with accompanying chords for guitar or ukulele players are found on our lyrics blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIREhere. And should you need to be reminded of the lyrics of the original, written as a simple children's song, find them in ukulele-friendly format at the bottom of that post. Giorgio's other satire lyrics substituted to Beatles' songs include "Vonnegut" (Imagine); "Saturday Night" (Yesterday); "Brennan's Tweet" (Let It Be), and Relic Submarines (Yellow Submarine).
 

JAKE (tribute to instrumental ukulele)

(to the tune of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps")



To Jake Shimabukuro I listen enraptured
While his wordless ukulele sings.
I look at his band, the song's spirit they've captured,
Arranged so his ukulele sings.


Hawaiian family that enclosed you
Teach and perform on uke.
Though you don't sing, some force chose you to 
Play virtuoso uke.

You played with teen bands, then began upward spiral,
Developing a novel style.
And "While My Guitar.." went iconically viral
You did instrumental uke all the while.

Your reputation's undisputed --
The world's saluted you.
On concert tours you speak unmuted,
Ukulele-san, that's you.

I listen enraptured to Jake Shimabukuro
While his wordless ukulele sings.
I look at his band, the song's spirit they've captured,
Arranged so his ukulele sings.

Saturday, 15 February 2020

MAGICAL GEOGRAPHICAL PALINDROMES (BEYOND CANALS)

WORDPLAY POST #206


With all this mental energy focusing backwards and forwards on palindromes, it has been hard to avoid the subject of canals. A project close to our hearts was to take the standard palindromes about canals, (e.g. the well-known, A man a plan, a canal, Panama), and extend the adulation to a series of other canal sites. 
 - MAGICAL CANAL VERSES and PALINDROMES: the application of the magical palindrome construct to wordplay of geographic interest, specifically dealing with artificial waterways. Paris, Riga and Toronto (a surrogate for the Trent-Severn waterway) are honored here in both verse and wordplay.
 - UNPLANNED CANALS (More Magical Palindromes): This followup post expanded the involvement to 8 other world sites. For a few of these cities, e.g. Reno (Nevada), the existence of canals is apocryphal, but the relevant administrations were co-opted in the interest of wordplay. 
  The aim of the current blog is to extend these concepts beyond the constraint imposed by canal themes to more general world destinations; however the meticulous reader might notice the persistence of some elements of our canal hangup. And if you need help with the concept of magical palindromes, see the slide at the bottom of the post; it shows simple examples of magical palindromes which are unrelated to the geographical theme.


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A man, a potato - Paris. Sir, a potato - Panama.


A cakery - Napa. A pan - Yreka CA.
18th century; garden folly; Eurocentric; Paris
A 'garden folly' at
Chateau de Bagatelle,
Paris, France


A man, a plan, if final - pagoda. A dog, a plan, if final - Panama.





Dr. of tarts - Oxford. Dr. of 'X' - O, Stratford!


A man, a plan, if final, Pat - Paros. So rapt a plan, if final - Panama.


No 'D'; no 'L' - Boston. Not (sob!) - London.


A man, a plan, if final, Pa - Lagos. So, gal! A plan, if final - Panama.


A rep. of Omaha. A ham of opera.


A man, a plan, if final, Pa - Niagara F. Far again, a plan, if final - Panama.


A girl, a panama. A man, a pal - Riga.


Wonders in Italy - Latin is asset. Tessa's in Italy - Latin is red now.


 A pan, a dog, a pal - LA. Pagoda - Napa.


A man, a pâté , feta, Parma ham. Rap! Ate feta - Panama.


 Zeus pees on a Toyota. A Toyota? No seep - Suez.


 A dog, a paw, a pan, a panama. A man, a pan, a paw, a pagoda.


A man, a plan, if final - Pristina. A nit, sir; plan if final - Panama.


 If I mouse - Canada CA. A cad, an ace - Suomi FI.


A girl, a Pa - Mar-a-lago. O gal, a ram, a pal - Riga. 


No 'D'; no 'L' - onion. No 'I'? - No London.




palindromes; novelty; canals; Paris; Panama



wordplay; palindrome; 'magical palindrome'; novelty




Check out the 'FIRST SET' of examples (#1-5) here
Check out the 'SECOND SET' of examples (#6-10) here.

If you still need a fix of more palindromic fun, go to "Gratingly American: THIRTY-ODD POLITICALLY-TAINTED PALINDROMES". 


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SONGLINK: "A man, a plan, a canal - Panama"
Readers who are particularly interested in musical wordplay might also enjoy a fantastical discussion on the development of this famous palindrome by Leigh Mercer, in this blogpost of our lyrics blog (SILLY SONGS and SATIRE)  ...
"Leigh Mercer's Palindrome Workshop" .


EDITOR'S NOTE: By popular demand, or otherwise, our song-lyrics blog (SILLY SONGS and SATIRE) has been changed to a private-reader function. If your email is on Giorgio's list of selected glitterati, you can sign in using your Google password, and enjoy the experience as in the past. ALL OTHERS are welcome to join in and sing, but you will first have to leave me a comment here including your email address, and a request to be included so I can 'sign you up'.  






Monday, 10 February 2020

NURSE-VERSE: Limericks about PATIENTS and their MALADIES

WORDPLAY post #205   
Giorgio Coniglio (pseudonym); medicine
Coaster for a medical school reunion,
University of Toronto.
SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio and Dr. GH, September 2018 (original posting February 2019). This group of terse verses has been published at OEDILF.com.  The Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form is an online humor dictionary that has accumulated and published 103,000 carefully edited short poems. Giorgio is proud to have contributed over 250 submissions to this project. The number code at the bottom of each slide here can help you find the OEDILF postings should you decide to visit that site.
Click here to review an earlier poetic collection by Giorgio --Limericks about Doctors and Patients (post #148, December 2018).

SONGLINK: For those readers who like poetry set to music: You can find lots of singable limerick-medleys, and other singable oddities on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE", such as this recent post. See the bottom of this page for hotlinks to songs about medical issues.

By the way, to find more limericks, or any other search target on either of these 2 blogs, use the SEARCH-FUNCTION found at the top of the right-hand margin.


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medical humor; limerick; the common cold; corrhyza; anti-viral defence; Giorgio Coniglio



limerick; medical humor; polymyalgia rheumatica; flu-like symptoms; Giorgio Coniglio;


limerick; medical humor; ophthalmology; DCR; dacryocystorhinostomy; Giorgio Coniglio


limerick; medical humor; arrhythmia; cardiology; Giorgio Coniglio


limerick; medical humor; cancer; phobias; Giorgio COniglio


limerick; medical humor; ENT; parotid gland; maloignancy; Frei syndrome


























GIORGIO'S SONGS ABOUT DOCTORS and PATIENTS (on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE")


HOTLINKS TO MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTS
...AND A FEW LIMERICK MEDLEYS
Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology
Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging 



Further verses: anosmia, bee stings, claudicant.

Wednesday, 5 February 2020

"A VERY STABLE GENIUS" -- Theme and Variations (anagrams)

WORDPLAY POST #204
SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio / Dr. GH, January, 2020. 

BACKGROUND INFORMATION: Last week, an important book describing the administration of the White House under President Donald J. Trump was released for publication. The book, entitled "A Very Stable Genius", is the result of extensive reporting by two Pulitzer-prize winning journalists. 

WORDPLAY LINK: If you enjoy this post, you might also want to take another look at a prior post entitled, "Thirty-odd Politically Tainted Palindromes". 


"A VERY STABLE GENIUS" - theme and variations (anagrams)

1. Every suitable snag.
2. "Yes! A beavering slut."
3. Tune: "Slays verbiage."
4. Satan-believer, guys!
5. Gave tribunal 'yes'es.
6. Average bluesy snit.
7. Ugly stains bereave.
8. Leverage: sub-sanity.
9. Buys entire salvage.
10. Russian bag tee levy.
11. Savagery: Bite nurse!
12. Uneasy? Give re-blast.
13. Visuals abet energy.
14. Age unveils, betrays.
15. "Guilty" never abases.
16. Unity-saver: beagles.
17. Beget silvery sauna.
18. "Suitably, as revenge."
19. Eagles snub variety.
20. Ably stage universe.
21. Elevate Syrian bugs.
22. Geese variably stun.
23. Venerable gay suits.
24. Set Serbian vaguely.
25. Eleven Arab guys sit.
26. Rites began suavely.
27. Sin: a lusty beverage.
28. U.S.A. never gets Libya.
29. Naively urge basest.
30. Rage sent, abusively.
31. Generals' vitae - busy!
32. Beauty slave reigns.
33. Elegy -- bet USA vs Iran.
34. Anger abuses levity.
35. Veritable easy guns.
36. Release a vying bust.
37. Lying: A beaut serves.

A CONTEST FOR READERS...
Please pick the numbers of the phrases you like the most; leave a message of 20 words or less justifying your favorite(s) in the Comments Section (you can choose to do this anonymously if you so desire). The top-rated choices will appear on our blog "DAILY ILLUSTRATED NONSENSE".   


Monday, 20 January 2020

SINGABLE SATIRE: RELIC SUBMARINES, as might be sung by the Beatles

WORDPLAY POST #203


ORIGINAL SONG:  "Yellow Submarine", The Beatles 1966, with lead vocals by Ringo Starr.
BACKGROUND: Giorgio's substitute lyrics draw on his personal experience as an occasional denizen of South Carolina. With prominent tourist sites for the display of submarines from the Civil War, World War II and the Cold War, Charleston SC and the adjacent suburb of Mt Pleasant seem like a grim version of the Beatles' fantasy "land of submarines" - see the photo collages and explanatory details below.
SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio and Dr. GH, December 2018.

SONGLINKS: The parody-lyrics with accompanying chords for guitar or ukulele players are found on our lyrics blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE" here. And should you need to be reminded of the lyrics of the original, written as a simple children's song, find them in ukulele-friendly format at the bottom of that post. Giorgio's other satire lyrics substituted to Beatles' songs include "Vonnegut" (Imagine); "Saturday Night" (Yesterday); "Brennan's Tweet" (Let It Be); "Jake" (While My Guitar Gently Weeps).


RELIC SUBMARINES

(to the tune of "Yellow Submarine")


In the town where I’ve retired
A Memorial’s awfully near.
And it tells us of the time
When the Cold War engendered fear.

Sailors sailed, to keep us ‘safe’ --
Secret missions ‘neath the waves.
Soviet strike? Well we’d respond.
They could never make us slaves.

Nuclear power transformed the submarine --
Submerged months in between, with missile launch unseen.
Trident warheads, a payload that’s obscene,
A missile-launch machine, nuclear submarine.

No recourse, all mankind’s caught
In the path of the juggernaut.
So give Gor-bachev our thanks,
(nautical tune)

We all live near a nuclear submarine,
Missile-launch machine; we’re all trapped in between.
We all live with nuclear submarines.
Missile-launch machines blow Earth to smithereens.

Cold War’s thawed – a time of peace.
From a gruesome fate, we’re now released.
A Memorial down the street --
Tourists gripe about the summer heat.

We all live near a nuclear submarine,
Missile-launch machine; we’re all trapped in between.
Live or die with nuclear submarines.
Missile-launch machines blow Earth to smithereens.



U.S.; Civil War; submarines; Confederacy; H.L. Hunley; Charleston; Giorgio Coniglio South Carolina


submarines; Patriots Point Naval and Maritime Museum; Mt. Pleasant; South Carolina; Giorgio Conigljo




Patriots Point; Mt. Pleasant; South Carolina; submarines; nuclear weapons; Giorgio Coniglio







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Wednesday, 15 January 2020

HAZARDS in VERSE: Poems About DOMESTIC DANGER

WORDPLAY POST #202
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio and Dr. GH, August 2019. These verses have also been web-published at OEDILF.com, an online humour dictionary that has accumulated over 104,000 carefully edited limerick verses.

SONGLINK: For those readers who like poetry set to music: You can find lots of singable limerick-medleys and other song formats on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE", such as this recent post

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Friday, 10 January 2020

UNPLANNED CANALS: More Magical Palindromes

WORDPLAY POST #201
The current creation represents another spinoff of the recent slew of map-art blogposts by Giorgio Coniglio (registered pseudonym) and Dr. GH.

With all this mental energy focusing backwards and forwards on palindromes, it has been hard to avoid the subject of canals. So, check out the last in the series of  map-art collections...
 - INTRODUCTORY CONCLUSION: The Tourists' Palindromic Guides,
and these wordplay extravaganzas... 
 - MAGICAL CANAL VERSES and PALINDROMES: the application of the magical palindrome construct to wordplay of geographic interest. 
- MAGICAL PALINDROMESThe specifics of the development of magical palindromes, and an initial listing of examples can be found on this blogpost dating from February 2017.

SONGLINK: "A man, a plan, a canal - Panama"
Readers who are particularly interested in musical wordplay might also enjoy a fantastical discussion on the development of this famous palindrome by Leigh Mercer, in this blogpost of our lyrics blog (SILLY SONGS and SATIRE)  ...
"Leigh Mercer's Palindrome Workshop" .
EDITOR'S NOTE: By popular demand, the song-lyrics blog has been changed to a private-reader function. If your email is on Giorgio's list of selected glitterati, you can sign in using your Google password, and enjoy the experience as in the past. ALL OTHERS are welcome to join in, but you will have to leave me a comment here including your email address, and a request to be included.  






































Check out the 'FIRST SET' of examples (#1-5) here



And, if you still need a fix of more palindromic fun, go to "Gratingly American: THIRTY-ODD POLITICALLY-TAINTED PALINDROMES". 



HOLD THE FORT for an IMPORTANT NOTICE. Our two blogs are now being joined by a third member, a dream for those who want a source of poignant humour tinged with eco-sensitivity and photographic ingenuity delivered to their email queue daily. 
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If you want to access these essential bits-of-fluff daily, the best approach is to subscribe by entering your email (harmlessly, it's protected!!!) into the 'gadget' at the top-right hand of one of the new blogposts.
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