PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2018. This group of terse verses has been submitted (some published, some remain under review) at OEDILF.com, an online humour dictionary that has accumulated over 100,000 carefully edited limericks.
Click here to review an earlier poetic collection by Giorgio --Limericks about Doctors and Patients (post #148, December 2018).
SONGLINK: For those readers who like poetry set to music: You can find lots of singable limerick-medleys, and other singable oddities on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE", such as this recent post. See the bottom of this page for hotlinks to songs about medical issues.
By the way, to find more limericks, or any other search target on either of these 2 blogs, use the SEARCH-FUNCTION found at the top of the right-hand margin.
GIORGIO'S SONGS ABOUT DOCTORS and PATIENTS (on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE")
HOTLINKS TO MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTS
...AND A FEW LIMERICK MEDLEYS
Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology
Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging
Further verses: anosmia, bee stings, claudicant.