SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2018. Today's verses have been published at OEDILF.com, an online humour dictionary that has accumulated 100,000 carefully edited limericks. Thanks are due to OEDILF contributing-editor MikeAq who provided permission to link to several of his wonderful verses.
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KILMER'S "TREES" UPDATED (inspired by Ogden Nash)
I fear that I shall never view
A spoof that gobbles CO2.
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| Ogden Nash, poet and humorist |
A spoof that gobbles CO2.
Rough drafts - their scribbled nest o’erflows
The Blue-Box prest against my toes.
And spoofs get hungry – ask their sire -
For watts that flow down printer wire.
Both home and office still it seems
Consume their daily MegaReams.
Once de-composed, spoofs’ souls will pass
Into the stock of greenhouse gas.
(The ozone loss from page and line
Intimidates the Northern Pine).
God’s Earth will fry ere Hell may freeze;
Save forests, don’t print parodies.
Copyright 2018 by MikeAq
Link to 'Comparative'
Copyright 2018 by MikeAq
Link to 'Anthropocentrically' , |
| The author revels in a small reforestation project, Port Bruce, Ontario |
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