PUZZLE COMPOSED: by Giorgio Coniglio, April 2017.
SONGLINK: A masterful parody song posted on AmIRight by my good friend Phil Alexander can be found here. The song "Impeachment Seems to Be the Hardest Word" is based on an Elton John original.
NEWS UPDATE May 29:
To Canucks and other readers:
I hope you enjoyed this quasi-political nonsense, which I have characterized by the term Canadian Creative Cartography. If so, you might take a look at these other posts that use the same geographic and lexicographic tools in the pursuit of meaninglessness.
post #33: "Collaboration between Johnny Cash..." Anagrams of
post #38: "Surprisingly High Approval Rates..." Anagrams of